Tea-view: Highlander (1986)

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The other night, me, Patrick and Keanan watched the 1986 cult classic film Highlander. My memories of Highlander were vague… There’s a guy with a ponytail and a sword, he can’t die unless someone cut his head off, and then there was some business about how “there can be only one”. Really, the main thing… [Continue Reading]

I Watched “Serenity” Last Night…

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…and then I became very sad. I won’t go into why here, but if you watched Firefly and didn’t cry when you saw the movie… It’s like the Toy Story 3 of science fiction, in a way. You just cry. And I’ve never even seen Toy Story 3, I just know that you cry when… [Continue Reading]

Tea-View: Batman Forever

Recently I’ve had the strange desire to watch Batman Forever again in it’s entirety for the first time since the late 90′s. This desire was probably caused by a recent night in which me and Jim engaged in a sleep deprived and somewhat homo-erotic retelling of movie scenes from Joel Schumacher’s Batman films. This bizarre… [Continue Reading]

Jim on ‘Pooh’: A+

Recently I took it upon myself to go see the new Winnie the Pooh movie with my girlfriend. This after numerous members of the band, my brother Pete and even my girlfriend’s dad  attempted to get me to see Captain America instead. But I had always wanted to see Pooh more and it was a good… [Continue Reading]

Dan’s Tea-view of Captain America: The First Avenger

I will start by saying that I literally have no criticism of this movie. It was possibly the most enjoyable movie I’ve ever seen. Really, writing a review is pointless because all I can is describe things that happened in the movie, and then say “that was great, there was nothing wrong with that! I loved that!”… [Continue Reading]

Pat McGowan’s Official Review of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part 2.. Part 2

..Still haven’t seen it..   But I did visit my parents the other day and we watched hours of Looney Tunes. An episode worthy of mention was called “Water, Water Every Hare” where Bugs Bunny is nearly killed by an “Mad Scientist” but in the process a bottle of ether is broken and they both… [Continue Reading]

Extreme Movie Reviews: ‘Zookeeper’ (B-)

Due to the high fan demand and numerous e-mails I’ve received on the matter I’ve decided to post my review of the recent Kevin James family comedy ‘Zookeeper’. I’d like to start this review by making a few observations: 1) I can’t help but notice that somehow the official Tea Club website seems to currently… [Continue Reading]

Pat McGowan’s Official Review of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part 2..

..haven’t seen it..   But I did have a salad yesterday that had strawberries and blueberries in it along with various lettuces, nuts, raisins, and a raspberry dressing. Jen made it for me and it was quite delicious! Share/Bookmark

Horrible Bosses

Today I hung out with Keanan. We went and saw the movie “Horrible Bosses” which I thought had some pretty funny parts but also had some pretty uncomfortable scenes in it. Me and Keys are sitting there talking waiting for the previews to come on (which were terrible) and he says to me wait a… [Continue Reading]